Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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