love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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