I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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