): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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