lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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