It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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