Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize