How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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