lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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