I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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