It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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