i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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