It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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