You don't have asthma, your pregnant
My liver just broke up with me...
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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