I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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