he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
