I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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