So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
this hospital has no fireball
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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