We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
His nipple licking is glorious
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