I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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