I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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