so that wasnt chicken after all
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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