You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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