How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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