Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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