Define "chronic" masturbator.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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