doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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