Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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