Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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