She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm eating all of the evidence.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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