I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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