dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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