idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize