you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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