I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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