oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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