Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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