I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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