and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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