omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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