I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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