It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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