Only a mothe r could love this liver
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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