Don't make out with my wife yet
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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