The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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