My cat gives me a boner
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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