Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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