my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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