we're chasing vodka with high fives
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My vagina just recognized that song.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
