Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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