Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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