I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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