How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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