Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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