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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I wish facebook had a fuck off button.

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• (909): View more from California

  and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay

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• (512): View more from Texas

  There are so many Jimmy John's employees here

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  Where are you?

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  Jimmy John's.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.

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  He could of at least asked

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.

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• (707): View more from California

  I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot

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• (805): View more from California

  Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.

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