Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Can i come over

  (240): View more from Maryland

  After you called me a desperate slut? No

  (240): View more from Maryland

  Come over

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): Can i come over (240): After you called me a desperate slut? No (240): Come over http://tfl.nu/g0q3
  Replies (10) Good night (4585) Bad night (1489)
• Favorite

  (712): View more from Iowa

  I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (712): I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up. http://tfl.nu/k85m
  Replies (14) Good night (4403) Bad night (1330)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you definitely held a convo with a hobo

  (1-610): View more from Pennsylvania

  we have a secret handshake

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): you definitely held a convo with a hobo (1-610): we have a secret handshake http://tfl.nu/i4o5
  Replies (25) Good night (4337) Bad night (540)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker http://tfl.nu/3dfg
  Replies (36) Good night (774) Bad night (5278)
• Favorite

  (952): View more from Minnesota

  Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (952): Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage. http://tfl.nu/guje
  Replies (15) Good night (936) Bad night (4157)
• Favorite

  (317): View more from Indiana

  Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.

  (917): View more from New York City

  me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (317): Sitting here wishing there were men in my life. (917): me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time. http://tfl.nu/mpan
  Replies (21) Good night (1459) Bad night (5331)
• Favorite

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (651): I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening. http://tfl.nu/p9mo
  Replies (7) Good night (3804) Bad night (948)
• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  he made a bald eagle out of coke lines

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): he made a bald eagle out of coke lines http://tfl.nu/gy34
  Replies (5) Good night (2279) Bad night (1001)
• Favorite

  (619): View more from California

  Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (619): Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him.. http://tfl.nu/bqg4
  Replies (13) Good night (2906) Bad night (745)
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester. http://tfl.nu/dsii
  Replies (7) Good night (3267) Bad night (606)
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother http://tfl.nu/1rmv
  Replies (7) Good night (1341) Bad night (974)
• Favorite

  (218): View more from Minnesota

  His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (218): His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place. (612): His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants. http://tfl.nu/9orv
  Replies (8) Good night (827) Bad night (1231)
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked. http://tfl.nu/4abp
  Replies (9) Good night (431) Bad night (1158)
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion? http://tfl.nu/d942
  Replies (0) Good night (723) Bad night (629)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.

  (1-614): View more from Ohio

  I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it. (1-614): I can bring a slip n slide and curtains. http://tfl.nu/1p4g
  Replies (5) Good night (847) Bad night (627)

Randomize