I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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