If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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